EMAILS FROM MY CAT HITS BOOKSTORES!

An all new hilarious book, straight from your cat’s email address!

I knew that my cat, Fluffy, was using my computer.

There were all of the tell-tale signs: paw prints on the screen, kitty litter in the keyboard, little bites taken out of the mouse, the smell of tuna on the external modem…

What I didn’t know was that Fluffy had gotten his own screen name! The emails started to fly. This is a collection of some of my favorite emails from (and to!) Fluffy. Here you’ll find what I found — humor, curiosity, and even the occasional feline chain letter — written with love and laughter by a wonderful and highly-motivated cat!

I still don’t have a clue how he types with those paws, though….

500 THINGS MY DOG TOLD ME NOW IN BOOKSTORES!

Your dog looks at you.  An eyebrow goes up. You know there’s something going on in that furry little mind – ever wonder what?

Well, here are five hundred insights into the mysteries of your dog’s thoughts – straight from the canine’s mouth!  If you’ve ever been curious about what that strange tail wag means – or what your dog is really thinking when he tears up your house while you’re out – this is your source for tender, touching, and totally outrageous answers!

You may never look at your dog the same way again!

500 THINGS MY HORSE TOLD ME GALLOPS INTO YOUR BOOKSTORE!

Straight from the Horse’s Mouth!

A Must Read For Every Horse Lover!

Horses have been an essential part of people’s lives since before the Roman Empire — and of course they still are today.

But have we ever really listened to what our horses have been trying to tell us?

Ever wonder what a horse is trying to tell you?

Straight from the horse’s mouth, you get 500 direct quotes from a horse with wit, wisdom, and an exceptional outlook on life — yours and theirs!

 

 

 

From 500 Things My Horse Told Me:

• To ride on a horse is to fly without wings.

• Do I come to your house and sit on you?

• The hardest thing to do on a horse is nothing at all.

• Excuse me… you put the cart in front of me again.

• Horses are passion with hooves.

 

This amazing book is a MUST HAVE for all horse lovers and makes an excellent one-of-a-kind gift! Don’t miss this opportunity to get a piece of horse history!

500 THINGS MY PENGUIN TOLD ME ..WADDLES ITS WAY TO YOUR BOOKSTORE!

They waddle.

They swim.

They balance eggs on their feet and they’ve all been fitted for tiny tuxedos. But what do penguins really think about? If you’ve ever wondered what might be flitting through the minds of these feathered, flightless waterfowl, here are five hundred hints – straight from the penguin’s beak!

Enlightening, entertaining, and often downright silly, you’re about to enter the mind of a loquacious penguin…and you just may have too much fun to leave! This amazing book is a MUST HAVE for all penguin lovers and makes an excellent one-of-a-kind gift! Don’t miss this opportunity to get a piece of penguin history!

 

 

From 500 Things My Penguin Told Me:

• Man, are my feet cold!

• I don’t care what Bugs Bunny says – penguins is not practically chickens!

• I’m not fat – I’m retaining blubber.

500 THINGS MY CAT TOLD ME EXPANDED EDITION RELEASED!

DELUXE EXPANDED EDITION WITH OVER 80 MORE PAGES AND 100 NEW CAT ILLUSTRATIONS BY ANDRES LABRADA!

Have you ever wondered what your cat was thinking?

Have you ever looked into your cat’s eyes, certain that there was some deep thinking going on in there – or maybe just a bit of plotting and scheming?

It’s time for a few answers…straight from the cat’s mouth! FIVE HUNDRED THINGS you’ve always wanted to know – but were probably afraid to ask your cat – provide some touching and hilarious insights into what’s going on behind the mysterious eyes of your favorite feline! You’ll never look at your cat in quite the same way again! This amazing book is a MUST HAVE for all cat lovers and makes an excellent one-of-a-kind gift!

Don’t miss this opportunity to get a piece of cat history! It is a full 260 pages with over 100 original illustrations by Andres Lambrada.

ALREADY A HIT ON TWITTER…. 500thingsmycatt@twitter.com has over 24,000 followers!

From 500 Things My Cat Told Me:

• The Egyptians worshipped me – why can’t you?

• Did I say you could stop petting me?

• No – not… the vacuum cleaner!

A MUST READ FOR EVERY CAT LOVER!

READ ON CAT LOVER!

 

Here is what people are saying about 500 THINGS MY CAT TOLD ME: 

5.0 out of 5 stars WHERE is my breakfast!!!?? December 10, 2012

By musicalsfan

my cat’s first sentence. adam post obviously has cats related to mine. i’ve had cats for more than 50 years (not the same ones, of course!) and this book brought back so many memories i alternated laughing with crying. i see this has been on the best seller list in the uk for over 3 months and is now the top seller. it deserves it!!! one of the best things i’ve ever done for myself was buying this book! thank you adam post!